hold on mom, i need to turn off my vibrator

i forgot how much i love talk sex.  (in case you aren't aware, the oxygen channel offers a lovely little program where sue, an 85ish year old lady answers viewer questions about sex and offers loads of dirty, dirty advice.  pure entertainment gold.)  anyway, in case you ever wanted to get off every time your cell phone rang, this is the product for you.

the boditalk escort

"Boditalk escort is the perfect vibe to keep hidden in those secret places and will turn any call into an orgasmic surprise. Its discreet design makes it the perfect companion for passion on the go. Also converts to manual multi-speed vibe...2 products in 1!"

....you have GOT to be kidding me.

i could rack my brain for hours and still not come up with one good reason to use or even own this product.  i mean, i dont prefer my vag to go off every time my cell rings, but hey, thats just me.  i cant fault you if your into that stuff.

i can only make fun of you. 

toodles