TURE LIFE: im a fucking mess

can i just say how much i love reality tv.  except not the primetime stuff those big networks are forcing down our throats because they ran out of new scripted shows, im talking about the real trashy shit.  cable reality.  nothing makes me feel better about my life than watching some hot mess fucking crash and burn on tv.  like today, i was watching true life:  im an alchie.  this one girl, what a fucking train wreck.  she had been drunk for fucking weeks, and came home one night, and fucking lit her cigarette with her stove.  and im not talking like she lit her stove, and held her cig up to the burner.  i mean, the cigarette was IN her mouth, and she put her face INTO the stove.  i honestly thought her head was going to explode.  or at least catch on fire or something.  im telling you though, people like that really dont deserve to live.

okay, thats kinda harsh, but she certainly deserved to burn her face off.

toodles